I won’t deny that I like to plan heavily themed parties. Now that I have kids I have an excuse, if you will. However, I was planning decked out parties for my family and friends years before I had children.
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The Role I Like To Play
I Hate Housework
Jane “Conehead” Curtin really pegged it. Most earthlings don’t like to clean. It’s such a cliche to complain about it but it is the truth. If you have never picked up a broom or if you are Paris Hilton then you don’t need to read any further. You won’t understand.
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The Feast
There are amusement parks and then there are those quick pop-up carnivals or street fairs with creaky sounding rides. In addition to the rides is the terrific-tasting, terrible for you food.
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Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Crafty
I have always been an artsy kind of person. From the moment I pulled a magenta Crayola crayon out of the crayon box with the fancy sharpener in the back. It wasn’t an easy road.
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The Dinosaur Monologues
There is this crazy mix of not pronouncing words correctly and not knowing what the hell they are saying that makes a mom sigh with profound love when her kids speak.
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Sparkly Things and Whatnot
When I was pregnant for the second time I wanted a girl soooo badly. I wore all pink to the sonogram and I asked the technician and doctor compulsively if they could explain EXACTLY how they knew I was having a girl.
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Pass the Finocchio, Please
As a kid Thanksgiving dinner was something I always looked forward to. I think it was an extra special time for me because on certain years my autumn birthday would fall on Thanksgiving.
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Fish Talk
If our new fish “Blue” could speak he would hold up a sign that read “Help!” The fact that he has made it through the week is amazing.
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